Awesome Benglish poem!

Received as forward quite a while back. Papa showed this again to me today so thought will post it here.

Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling’s life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool’s heart
Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to  sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self – “Bannerjee be brave”
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger’s lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this Bengalee
He bounding from cave like football player Pele
I run shouting “Kali Ma tumi kothay gele”
Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming
I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my damn fool wife!!!!

Brilliant!

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15 Responses to Awesome Benglish poem!

  1. ish says:

    LOL, indeed brilliant!

  2. Nishu says:

    Lol.. awsome poem indeed .. thanks to u too for visiting my blog .. keep comming .

  3. @ish, nishu: The guy who wrote this must have been a genius!

  4. Kanika says:

    Absolute entertainment :)

  5. Amyth says:

    “Fatafati!” ;)

  6. Parul says:

    hahahaha…

  7. Parul says:

    I can actually relate…. [:D]

  8. @parul: who was the hapless bloke whom you relate to? :P

  9. Rhea says:

    I feel so proud to b a Bengalee! :P As Banerjee would have said… “Oshaadharon!” :D

  10. Hahaha… that’s truely a hilariously awesome poem! Thanks for posting it!

  11. Nova says:

    :D Lol! Its hilarious! I have a bong roomie… will show it to her for sure :D

  12. Parul says:

    ohh…. there seem to be many around… [:D]

  13. @rhea: Oshaadharon it was!

    @el-particular: My pleasure. Keep coming back.

    @parul: Hmmmmm … ;-)

  14. Devendra says:

    Bheeshon bhalo

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